Sex Towel | "Nut Rag" Squirrel Cum Rag | Funny Cotton After-Sex Towel

The classic "Nut Rag" sex towel with the squirrel-and-acorn graphic. A pun-loving design that makes the perfect couples gift, white elephant winner, or just a genuinely useful bedside towel with a sense of humor.

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton — soft, absorbent, gets softer with every wash
• Size: 16" x 19" (fingertip / hand towel size — perfect bedside companion)
• Design: Squirrel and acorn graphic with bold "Nut Rag" text
• Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Print: Bold, fade-resistant graphic print
• Designed in the USA

The Pun That Keeps On Giving

Yes, it's exactly what you think. Nut. Rag. A cum rag with a squirrel that's gathering its acorns. It's the kind of design that gets a laugh every single time someone sees it — which makes it the perfect gag gift that's also actually useful.

Keep it on the nightstand for legitimate cleanup duty, or wrap it up as a couples gift for the people in your life who can take a joke and need a real cum rag.

Perfect For

• Couples and anniversary gifts
• White elephant gift exchanges
• Bachelorette and bachelor parties
• The dad-joke crowd that's also adventurous
• Travel sex bags and lifestyle event kits
• Friends who appreciate a well-executed pun

Shipping & Returns

Free US shipping. Ships in 3-4 business days. All Wicked Boutique orders are packaged discreetly — no one will know what's inside.

Want it customized with your own text? Check out our personalized version.