"Nut Rag" Sex Towel
"Nut Rag" Sex Towel
Wicked Boutique®
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Printed to order in our Gilbert, AZ shop. Most orders ship in 1 to 2 business days, in discreet packaging marked only with our company name.
- ✓ 100% Cotton
- ✓ Printed in the USA
- ✓ Machine Washable
- ✓ Discreet Shipping
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Materials & Care
- 100% cotton, soft and absorbent, gets softer with every wash
- 16" x 26" (fingertip / hand-towel size)
- Machine wash warm, tumble dry low
- Fade-resistant print, made to order
Frequently Asked Questions
What is a cum rag?
A dedicated cloth for cleanup after sex, so you're not grabbing tissues, a tee shirt, or the good bath towel. Ours just happens to make you laugh while it does the job.
What size is it, and what's it made of?
16" x 19" (fingertip / hand-towel size), 100% cotton. Soft, absorbent, and it gets softer with every wash.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash warm, tumble dry low. The fade-resistant print holds up to a regular laundry rotation.
Is it a useful towel or just a gag gift?
Both. It reads as a joke at first and then becomes the thing that lives bedside for years.
Is shipping discreet?
Always. Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging with nothing on the outside that hints at what's inside.
Can I get one with custom text?
Yes. Many designs have a personalized version that prints your own names, a date, or an inside joke. Browse the sex towels collection.
Product Details
The classic "Nut Rag" sex towel with the squirrel-and-acorn graphic. A pun-loving design that makes the perfect couples gift, white elephant winner, or just a genuinely useful bedside towel with a sense of humor.
The Pun That Keeps On Giving
Yes, it's exactly what you think. Nut. Rag. A cum rag with a squirrel that's gathering its acorns. It's the kind of design that gets a laugh every single time someone sees it, which makes it the perfect gag gift that's also actually useful.
Keep it on the nightstand for legitimate cleanup duty, or wrap it up as a couples gift for the people in your life who can take a joke and need a real cum rag.
Perfect For
- Couples and anniversary gifts
- White elephant gift exchanges
- Bachelorette and bachelor parties
- The dad-joke crowd that's also adventurous
- Travel sex bags and lifestyle event kits
- Friends who appreciate a well-executed pun
Want it customized with your own text? Check out our personalized version.
