This Pussy Isn't Going To Lick Itself Panties

What's the difference between the cuts?
Three cuts, one design. The Thong is minimal coverage with a thin back. The Crotchless Thong is a thong with an open crotch. The Cheeky sits between full coverage and a thong, with a flirty partial back. The print is identical on all three, so pick the cut you like.

How do these fit, and how do I choose my size?
Fit varies by cut, so check the size chart for the cut you're buying using the size-chart links above the Add to Cart button. Measure against the chart rather than going off your usual size. Between sizes? Size up for comfort.

Can I get custom text printed on them?
On products with the customization option, yes. Add your own text, choose a font, and pick a print color, and it prints on the back. We print exactly what you type.

What are they made of, and how do I care for them?
Soft, stretchy fabric built for comfort. Wash cold inside out, lay flat or hang to dry, and skip the bleach and the dryer so the print and the elastic both last.

What cuts, colors, and sizes are available?
Thong comes in black, white, and red. Crotchless comes in black. Cheeky comes in black and white. Sizes run XS to XL depending on the cut. Availability updates as you select, and if a combination isn't offered the Add to Cart button will tell you.

Are they made to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, each pair is hand-printed to order in Arizona. Orders over $35 ship free, and everything arrives in discreet packaging marked only with our company name.