"Wipe Your WAP" Sex Towel
"Wipe Your WAP" Sex Towel
Wicked Boutique®
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Printed to order in our Gilbert, AZ shop. Most orders ship in 1 to 2 business days, in discreet packaging marked only with our company name.
- ✓ 100% Cotton
- ✓ Printed in the USA
- ✓ Machine Washable
- ✓ Discreet Shipping
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Materials & Care
- 100% cotton, soft and absorbent, gets softer with every wash
- 16" x 26" (fingertip / hand-towel size)
- Machine wash warm, tumble dry low
- Fade-resistant print, made to order
Frequently Asked Questions
What is a cum rag?
A dedicated cloth for cleanup after sex, so you're not grabbing tissues, a tee shirt, or the good bath towel. Ours just happens to make you laugh while it does the job.
What size is it, and what's it made of?
16" x 19" (fingertip / hand-towel size), 100% cotton. Soft, absorbent, and it gets softer with every wash.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash warm, tumble dry low. The fade-resistant print holds up to a regular laundry rotation.
Is it a useful towel or just a gag gift?
Both. It reads as a joke at first and then becomes the thing that lives bedside for years.
Is shipping discreet?
Always. Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging with nothing on the outside that hints at what's inside.
Can I get one with custom text?
Yes. Many designs have a personalized version that prints your own names, a date, or an inside joke. Browse the sex towels collection.
Product Details
The "Wipe Your WAP" sex towel is pop-culture-aware, bachelorette-party-ready, and unapologetically for the girls. A cotton sex towel that references the song everyone knows and turns it into a bedside essential.
The Bachelorette Hit
If you've ever wondered what to gift at a bachelorette party that's funny, on-trend, and actually useful, this is it. The "Wipe Your WAP" sex towel references the cultural moment that put unapologetic female sexuality on every radio in America, and turns it into a real-world cum rag.
For women who liked the song. For brides who deserve the joke. For the bachelorette party that needs a gift moment that lands. For the girlfriend who quotes the lyrics every time she pours a drink.
Perfect For
- Bachelorette parties (this is the obvious one)
- Lingerie showers
- Girlfriend / wife birthday gifts
- White elephant gift exchanges
- Friends who quote Cardi & Megan
- The bestie who deserves something that makes her laugh in the moment
Want it customized with your own text? Check out our personalized version.
